Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Zombie Hunters Aim For Undead Heads

ST. LOUIS (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A team of St. Louis zombie slayers are preparing folks for war against the walking dead.

The Zombie Squad is a task force of zombie hunters, who, in addition to holding charity blood drives and camping trips, teach the living how to survive if undead disaster were to break out.

With 14,469 users on their website,, the Zombie Squad has built up an army, and founding member Kyle Ladd says preparation is key when it comes to fighting the feisty flesh-eaters.

He says, “You have to be prepared for a worst case scenario, and zombies would be a worst case scenario. People should secure their homes and avoid non-stationary cadavers.”

If you’re not sure whether your creepy neighbor is actually a corpse, Ladd’s got a gross gauge.

He says, “Flesh falling from their skin and if they’re trying to eat your brain” are the best indication.”

And if you do come face-to-face with an undead intruder, Ladd has a last-minute word of advice.

He says, “Always shoot for the head.”

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