Yesterday (Apr. 25), news agencies reported a killer storm had taken 10 lives, but cyclonic advocate Martin Lisius calls this a bunch of hot air.
As the spin doctor notes, Cars kill 45,000 people a year, but most people look at them and think theyre good.
Lisius says the media gets its tornado stories all twisted, but that doesnt stop him from driving tornado tourists all over Texas to watch the cyclones break wind at $2795 a pop.
That is if he doesnt get too hungry first.
Lisius says, I looked at my GPS one night and saw a place called Storms Hamburgers, so naturally I went there.
However, the restaurant isnt known for stormy weather.
Lisius who could eat up a storm explains, The guys name is Storm, but their hamburgers are nice and greasy.
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