Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Woman Claims Jesus Plates Brought Pox Upon Her

DALLAS (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Most Christians are trying to find Jesus, but one woman says by giving him away, she was able to return her life to normal.

A Dallas-based woman who identifies herself only as Missy, says a message she posted on the internet bulletin board craigslist.org generated 300 e-mails from people who were willing to take six collectors plates with Jesus’ image painted on them off her hands.

Missy believes a pox was put on her because she refused to display the plates which her zealous Christian neighbors gave her for Christmas.

She claims she broke up with her boyfriend, her job transferred her to a city she hates, she hasn’t had sex in months and a bird pooped on her head.

However, she says things have been looking up ever since she gave away the possessed plates to, ironically enough, a youth minister.

She says to be sure the misfortune doesn’t follow him, the minister had the dishes blessed by a priest. Missy doesn’t know if the curse has been lifted, but she says since giving away the dishes, her lower back pain has disappeared and she lost 25 pounds.

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