Thursday, December 8, 2005

Everything’s Coming Up Roses For VH1 Pundit

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The Bachelor isn’t the only guy who hands out roses – so does New York-based comic Doug Benson.

He’s a contributor on VH1’s Best Week Ever and he’ll be handing out roses as “the Pop Culture Bachelor” on the upcoming special, Best Year Ever, debuting tomorrow (Dec. 8).

But Benson isn’t handing out his roses to women he wants to date, he’s giving them to celebrities and trends he wants to see more of.

For instance, Benson may hand a rose to Paris Hilton’s boyfriend – “Stavros, or Nachos... or whatever his name is” as he calls him – for choosing to escape paparazzi by driving with a coat over his head.

As Benson puts it, “Is that a Greek custom? Like smashing plates or smelling bad?”

Tara Reid may also get a rose. Benson believes she is a “political ambassador who proves that everyone can all get along if they just party.”

Finally, Benson thinks Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie deserves a rose for “her lovely lady lumps” but wishes she didn’t have “so much junk in the trunk because I need a place to keep my golf clubs.”

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