Lamar Stewart has just won the coveted honor in a contest sponsored by Old Spice Body Wash by telling a joke he learned from his uncle as a kid: What kind of animal dont you play cards with? A cheetah.
The 23-year-old says when he entered the contest, he remembered the joke because, as he puts it, My uncle still tells it like I dont know it.
The joke might not make you slap your knee but its a lot better than his backup: What did the fish say when it slammed into a wall? Dam.
As a result, Stewart beat out 16 other comedy competitors and now will star in an Old Spice Body Wash commercial.
However, the final joke may be on Stewart himself. He promised his mom she could be his guest when he visits Sin City and he admits that means nothing but good clean fun on the trip.
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