Monday, August 22, 2005

Heads Needed For Book Promotion On Toilet Novel

WILLOW SPRINGS, Ill. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – An author is looking for three professionals with a good sense of bathroom humor to promote his book by driving across North America country wearing a toilet seat on their heads.

Author Mike Szymczyk (SIM-chek) needs the businessmen or women to travel to major cities in North America handing out T.P. to draw attention to the book Toilet: The Novel – a “phenomenological-existential” fictional autobiography about a sentient toilet that’s turned into a man after a nuclear explosion, but still retains the smell of excrement.

The job starts next month and continues until August of next year, and Szymczyk says he’s already received over 500 applications.

He originally planned to pay each person $100,000 upon completion of the trip, but may change his mind because he claims that so many have offered to do it free, and some have offered sex for the position.

Szymczyk asks that cover letters and resumes be sent to

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