Monday, May 9, 2005

How To Make Your Monster Mother-In-Law Magically Disappear

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – No one wants a mother-in-law as monstrous as Jane Fonda in the movie Monster In Law – but there are some magic spells that can help.

According to Wiccan High Priestess Lexa Rosean, you can get rid of an awful mother-in-law with something called “The Freezer Spell.”

To start, write your mother-in-law’s name on a piece of paper and place it in an ice cube tray. Then, add water and a drop of honey, and place it in the back of the freezer.

Rosean says the freezing action stops your mother-in-law from butting into your business and antagonizing you, while the honey sweetens up her attitude.

And if you get the evil eye from your mother-in-law, you can protect yourself by bathing in a quart of beer and eating three twisted pretzels afterward.

Rosean says the hops in the beer bring heavenly protection, while the shape of the pretzels is an ancient protective symbol.

She’s the author of the upcoming book Tarot Power (Citadel).

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