Thats what balloon lady Irina Patterson is offering to stars who still dont know what theyre going to wear to the annual awards show.
Patterson a one-time body double for Cindy Crawford creates fashions out of long, twisted latex balloons and claims she can make everything from flowing dresses to mini-skirts.
In fact, she says she can make a balloon thong for the nominees or a super pumped-up bra so they wont have to go to a plastic surgeon right before.
Patterson believes all the ladies will be wearing the same kind of dresses, so someone like Hilary Swank or Natalie Portman could benefit from a little balloon outfitting.
In her words, It would be perfect if they really want to make a memorable impression and have people talking about them.
Patterson is also offering to make an inflatable life-size male escort for any dateless divas.
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