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Kids Urged To Talk To Unicorns
The Ukalady insists unicorns are real, so get talking.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 17:03 GMT
AUSTIN, Texas (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Unicorns are frolicking in the real world and looking to chat with kids.So says “The Ukulady” Thessaly Lerner, a ukulele- playing songstress working to bring about the “downfall of evil” through happy songs about kittens, cupcakes, and mythical creatures that she insists are very real.
Lerner is currently working on a children’s show titled The Ukulady’s Ukul Universe, which will promote creative expression in children, teach kids how to “rule the universe” by simply brushing their teeth, and most importantly, make them aware of the existence of unicorns.
She says, “Kids will believe in unicorns after they see the show, and even talk to them. There’s evil brainwashing and then there’s brainwashing for the good of the world.”
Though she targets “artsy kids that come to school in capes” she’s hoping sporty kids will also learn to talk to unicorns and be more willing to let their freak flag fly.
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