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Real Avatars Roam World?
Are creatures living inside a hollow earth?
Wednesday, March 10, 2010 17:15 GMT
EVERGREEN, Colo. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The beautiful blue creatures from Pandora don’t just live in the film Avatar, they’re roaming the underworld of planet Earth.According to mystic guru Wendy Lockwood, avatars aren’t something that James Cameron cooked up in his imagination.
In fact, real life, enlightened, gorgeous blue people really do exist, except they don’t have eyes.
Lockwood says the real avatars live in “subterranean cavern worlds” and are preparing for the major changes Earth will see in the near future.
She explains, “They’re stocking up supplies for those who survive the great quakes and storms that will hit. Only six percent will survive according to prophecy. They are our best friends.”
The guru is in close contact with the main avatar, a “good-looking” man named Harjas who will “play a great role in preparing the world for women to control it.”
Once that is done, Earth will be a more “perfect” place.
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