Friday, January 15, 2010

Winning Olympians Get Free Sex Toys

VANCOUVER, B.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Going for the gold can get you going in the bedroom.

Canadian adult shop Womyn’sWare is giving athletes a very sexy incentive for competing in the 2010 Winter Olympics held in Vancouver.

Any competitor who takes home a medal will be given a Clit Pod, described as a “mini Canadian tongue souvenir,” while others are awarded discounts for coming so far.

Participants in the ice luging category will get a slippery tube of lube to keep them gliding.

Womyn’sWear spokesperson, who goes by “Tiptoes,” says the store’s offers will stimulate a sense of competitiveness amongst Olympians, who’ll really go for the gold to get their free sex toy.

In fact, the buzz they feel from a pre-competition romp might be beneficial.

Tiptoes explains, “In some sports, a pre-performance performance is an advantage while in others it can deflate an athlete’s ability to perform. They should consult with their coaches.”

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