Wednesday, January 13, 2010


Sex With Robots Good For Health

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Having sex with robots may be good for a human’s health.

According to Hank Hyena, author of h+ Magazine’s article, Sexbots Will Give Us Longevity Orgasm, sex with robots has perks.

“Sexbots” of the future – which could arrive as early as 2011 – will be programmed to pleasure humans to the max and be “entirely compliant” in bed.

Hyena thinks the machines will be so skillful, they’ll be able to give humans mind-bending orgasms.

This is a huge health benefit since research shows that people look younger and live longer if they have consistent orgasms.

Having a robot sex partner may also help humans get better at doing the deed themselves.

Hyena figures that shy, awkward folks can “practice” with sexbots and iron out all the kinks until they become great lovers.

Although sexbots will be ideal partners, Hyena doesn’t believe in marrying them. Boinking them should be enough.

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