Monday, January 11, 2010


Underwear Bomber Hates His Penis

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – “Underwear Bomber” Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab blew up his penis because he couldn’t blow his load.

Sex therapist Dr. Susan Block believes a lot was going on in the “crotch bomber’s head between his ears and between his legs” leading up to his terrorism attempt.

After reading online posts written by Abdulmutallab on Islamic forums, Block concludes that sexual frustration played a big part in him blowing up his private parts.

She explains, “He’s a typical, horny, young male virgin attempting to follow religious strictures that don’t allow him to release his juices. It made him hate his genitalia. If he can’t have pleasure, then he just wanted pain.”

His hatred of his junk, along with radical Islamic beliefs, made him think strapping a bomb to his crotch would “solve all his problems in a big blast of glory.”

Block adds, “His noble mission would’ve sent him straight to heaven where 72 virgins would be waiting for him.”

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