Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Woods’ Wife Should Cast Revenge Spells

PHOENIX (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Elin Nordegren is a woman scorned, and it’s finally time for a little revenge.

Claudia R. Dillaire, author of Egyptian Revenge Spells (Ten Speed Press), says Tiger Woods’ wife can use ancient spells to get back at her cheating husband and his many mistresses.

To cool Tiger’s mojo and make him bad in bed, Nordegren can take something he loves – like a favorite golf ball or tee – and freeze it in water.

This will “freeze” any bad habit, like swinging where he doesn’t belong.

For payback on the other women, Dillaire suggests Nordegren cast the “Stress Someone Out” spell.

This gives enemies a streak of bad luck, from a malfunctioning car to a broken cell phone.

Before Nordegren tries revenge spells, Dillaire recommends she purify herself with a “cleansing spell.”

This will banish the negativity around her. She can burn sage and lavender for calmness and healing, and keep a jar of honey and molasses around the house to “sweeten” things up.

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