Hogan is suing his ex-wife for stealing a wooden antique toilet seat from him.
The Hulkster wants his crapper back, and he deserves it, according to Michael Sykes, president of the International Center For Bathroom Etiquette.
Sykes says its terrible potty etiquette to steal someones toilet seat, which could have sentimental value.
But the bottom line is, Hulk is probably lashing out because he misses the good ol days of peeing in front of his wife.
When folks are married, bathroom etiquette changes.
Sykes says many couples become more relaxed, peeing in front of each other and having full-on conversations while on the john.
They also pass gas in front of each other, which is healthy.
Still, no matter how in love, Sykes suggests keeping pooping private.
Since dropping a deuce requires focus and relaxation, an audience would distract from any real accomplishments.
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