With New Moon in theaters today (Nov. 20), lovelorn teen girls may get the wrong impression that dating a werewolf is a good idea.
Not so, says Ritch Duncan, werewolf expert and co-author of The Werewolfs Guide To Life: A Manual For The Newly Bitten (Broadway).
First off, real werewolves arent all smooth and groomed like Taylor Lautner, who plays Twilight teen wolf Jacob Black.
Duncan explains, Werewolves have some form of body hair. They dont know their way around a can of Nair.
Hooking up with a moon howler is like flirting with a bad boy, only much more dangerous.
Duncan adds, If you date a drummer and he dumps you its one thing. At least he didnt transform into a 300-pound beast and eat you alive. A werewolf isnt going to fight for your honor, hes gonna eat you for dinner.
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