Friday, November 20, 2009

Never Date A Werewolf

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If teen girls want to date a bad boy, they should stick to drummers.

With New Moon in theaters today (Nov. 20), lovelorn teen girls may get the wrong impression that dating a werewolf is a good idea.

Not so, says Ritch Duncan, werewolf expert and co-author of The Werewolf’s Guide To Life: A Manual For The Newly Bitten (Broadway).

First off, real werewolves aren’t all smooth and groomed like Taylor Lautner, who plays Twilight teen wolf Jacob Black.

Duncan explains, “Werewolves have some form of body hair. They don’t know their way around a can of Nair.”

Hooking up with a moon howler is like “flirting with a bad boy,” only much more dangerous.

Duncan adds, “If you date a drummer and he dumps you it’s one thing. At least he didn’t transform into a 300-pound beast and eat you alive. A werewolf isn’t going to fight for your honor, he’s gonna eat you for dinner.”

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