Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Dead Dames Are Sexy

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Freshly infected zombies make pretty foxy pin-up models.

Guys who are into sexy, undead dames can now spend all year scoping out zombie sexpots with the My Zombie Pin-Up calendar, featuring lovely, 1940’s style, real live pin-up models with rotting flesh and a hunger for braaaiiins.

Co-creator Shalaco Sching wanted to make sure both zombie and pin-up fans were happy, so he only shot the freshest female walking stiffs to ensure a saucier, less decomposed photo.

He says, “The ones that just got turned and you can still see the person they used to be are the ones that make the best models.”

By only using newly bitten babes, their skin still retains a living glow rather than the grey hue of longtime zombies.

As a result, zombies don’t get to enjoy a long modeling career, only lasting in the business a couple weeks before they start rotting.

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