Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Pills Prepare For Nuclear Holocaust

MOORESVILLE, N.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Should the world get blown to bits in a nuclear bombing, the right meds will make it all better.

With the imminent threat of nuclear warfare, Nukepills.com is helping calm nerves by selling emergency radiation preparedness kits to world governments and regular folks who want to ensure their safety post-nuclear fallout.

Along with packages of handy tools like radiation wipes, face masks, and gloves, president Troy Jones offers potassium iodide tablets which he says will mean the difference between life and death after a nuclear holocaust.

The pills protect people from contracting thyroid cancer as a result of radiation exposure, and have been flying off the shelves thanks to doomsday believers who are preparing for 2012.

However, even Jones thinks they’re wasting their money.

He says, “Every year the end of the world is set for a different date. Well, if the world blows up our pills can’t do much about that.”

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