Friday, September 25, 2009


Nessie Is Back With A Vengeance

LOCH NESS, Scotland (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – After a long dry spell, the Loch Ness Monster is back with a vengeance.

Gary Campbell, president of the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club in Scotland, had been worried about Nessie’s health because no credible sightings of her had been reported in the last year.

However, Nessie and her humps recently surfaced again, meaning the sea monster still reigns supreme.

Campbell is relieved Nessie is alive and well and figures she’s back to let other sea monsters know “she’s the mother of them all.”

Though there at least another 23 mysterious sea creatures in Scottish waters, the only one that’s ever seriously talked about is Nessie.

There’s also Bownessie, Nessie’s English cousin in Lake Windermere, England, but Campbell says the original sea monster won’t be upstaged.

Given the massive size of Loch Ness, all other lakes look like “puddles” to Nessie, so she’s not worried about losing her edge.

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