Monday, August 31, 2009


Jesus Saves...From Alien Abductions

ROSWELL, N.M. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – If aliens ever try to abduct you, just tell them you know Jesus.

According to Guy Malone, of AlienResistance.org, using the Savior’s name during an attempted alien abduction can save you from a probing aboard a UFO, mainly because aliens are actually “fallen angels” who’ve taken the shape of extraterrestrials.

Malone says, “An abduction can be stopped in the name of Jesus Christ much like an exorcism. I am a testament of that. I’ve been able to stop an abduction three times in my adult life.”

But, oddly enough, abductions aren’t even actually happening.

He says angels “shape-shift” to look like aliens and make people imagine ET encounters.

But since angels work for God and Jesus, dropping his name will keep them from messing with someone.

Malone says most UFO phenomena can be explained by simply reading the Bible.

(Contact numbers available only to subscribing media or trial media users. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.)
Copyright © 2009 Wireless Flash News Inc. All rights reserved. Wireless Flash® and FlashNews® are registered trademarks of Wireless Flash News Inc.