Thursday, August 27, 2009


What’s In A Tool?

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One TV therapist can spot a tool from a mile away.

Trina Dolenz reforms bad boyfriends – a.k.a. “tools” – on VH1’s Tool Academy, which premieres its second season this Sunday (Aug. 30).

After counseling so many douchebags, Dolenz is beginning to see a pattern.

Outwardly, she says most tools are covered in silly tattoos, have spikey hair, and sport unnecessarily tight tank tops.

Inside, they all struggle with deep insecurities that result in tool-like behavior like badmouthing their girlfriends, acting a fool, and cheating.

But toolhood isn’t a new trend.

Dolenz figures that douchebags have existed since the beginning of time and are “more present than people may think.”

She says politicians are prime examples of pioneer tools and women who let tools run the roost are “tools by association.”

However, change is possible, and if Dolenz sees a tool shed a tear during therapy it usually signals progress.

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