Thats what Stephen Notley proves in his long-running comic, Bob The Angry Flower, about a pissy daisy- dandelion-sunflower crossbreed that hates absolutely everything.
Notley says its a cliche stereotype to think that all flowers are happy, and argues, Flowers can be genocidal murderers too.
His comic creation, for instance, kills a dog in one strip, hates ponies and babies, and gripes about people who dont use grammar or punctuation marks correctly.
Notley says Bob isnt the kind of flower youd want to give to a girlfriend or mom in a bouquet, because, frankly, the bitter blossom would probably go off on them.
But while Bob is angry about any given aspect of existence, there is at least one thing that makes him happy.
The flower loves the alien time-traveler series Doctor Who, and once dumped a date for not liking the sci-fi show.
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