Tuesday, July 21, 2009


Breaking News: Obama To Suffer Broken Bones?

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – President Barack Obama is about to catch a break – literally.

Biblical scholar Pastor Harry claims to have found a secret Bible code embedded in Genesis 15:3 warning that on July 30, Obama will have a “horrific accident” that’ll leave him with a broken arm and leg.

The code mentions Israel, leading Pastor Harry to believe that Obama’s broken bones are his payback for picking on the foreign country.

July 30 is a historic “day of doom” for Israel, but this time, it’ll be the prez who’s doomed.

Pastor Harry notes that Obama is just another casualty in a long line of broken bones within his inner circle.

Case in point: Hillary Clinton fell and broke her elbow last month, Sonia Sotomayor broke her ankle, and Pope Benedict XVI – after meeting Obama – fell and broke his wrist.

Pastor Harry says the best way for Obama to avoid injury is to “stop being evil” and “reverse course back to [George W.] Bush’s road map to peace.”

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