Monday, July 13, 2009

Midget Wrestlers Do It All

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Midget wrestlers can do it all in the ring – sometimes even better than the big guys.

The Micro Wrestling Federation features professional mini athletes who rumble at events and nightclubs all over the country.

Wrestlers include “Short Dawg,” a four-foot-six mafia/pimp boss who claims to be “half the size and twice the pimp.”

Despite their small stature, Short Dawg says Micro Wrestlers bring the pain and use all major wrestling props like ladders, chairs, staple guns, and even plungers during matches.

They move swiftly and may even be better at dodging and “sliding into small spots” than bigger guys.

Besides shocking audiences, Short Dawg says the best part of the gig is that each wrestler gets “a case of beer and bottle of Jager each night,” which is why they don’t feel the pain.

At the rate they’re growing, MWF hopes to one day surpass WWF, who, as Short Dawg puts it, “Only want to use little guys as sideshows.”

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