Monday, June 29, 2009

Self-Sex Gets Breath Of Fresh Air

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Having sex with yourself used to be something people do indoors with no one watching.

At the Air Sex World Championships, however, risque folks are getting up on stage and performing simulated sex with imaginary partners for the amusement of voyeuristic onlookers.

Regional competitions around America have unearthed 15 finalists for the upcoming world event and co-organizer Joel Keith says creativity and good storytelling sets an air sex champ apart from the chumps.

He explains, “If you can create a narrative and have a nice little finish – a money shot of sorts – it’s great.”

So far it’s been a male dominated competition, and Keith admits horny male “faux-nicators” have an advantage since there’s more air sex scenarios they can recreate.

Brian Richardson – a.k.a. “Buster Hymen” – is a deputy sheriff who’ll represent San Diego in the world championships and he’ll prep for the event by practicing in front of a “big mirror” and watching “weird pornos.”

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