Wednesday, June 10, 2009

‘Big Black’ Protects Beer And Fat Boys

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – MTV’s Christopher “Big Black” Boykin is the ultimate protector of beer and fatties.

Boykin – star of Rob & Big – is now a consultant for Miller Lite’s “Taste Protector” campaign.

They used his guidance to create a cap that protects Miller Lite’s taste, and he’s now touring the country to promote beer defense.

The gig is right up Boykin’s alley since he’s been working in the high-end security/protection business for years.

He recalls a wild night at a San Diego nightclub when he and his security crew stopped an all-out “prison yard” bar brawl.

These days, he’d rather protect brews and fat guys.

He’s the savior of large dudes everywhere through his rap group, “The Chunky Boys,” who rhyme about being a big in America.

Boykin raps about “burgers and fries” because it’s all he knows, since he’s never sold drugs or murdered anyone.

Since “it’s lonely out there for chunky boys,” he’s hoping fatties finally get their chance to shine.

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