Thursday, January 15, 2009

Christian Girls Can Be Total Nymphos

SEATTLE (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – In the eyes of the Lord, there’s nothing wrong with being a Christian nympho. is an advice website for Christian women who thoroughly enjoy having lots and lots of sex.

Member “Cinnamon Sticks” explains, “We really believe God wants us to enjoy sex to its fullest potential. He created it for our pleasure. The church has gone too far and become too negative about sex out of fear of promiscuity, but we [the Christian Nymphos] are set free from that.”

A true christian nympho does whatever she desires in bed, as long as it’s with her husband.

Cinnamon Sticks assures that God is okay with most sexual practices, as long as they’re done within a marriage bed and those involved agree to doing it.

She confirms that a Christian nympho knows how to deliver in the sack and adds, “Our husbands are very thankful and appreciative.”

The organization also encourages Christian nymphos to teach their daughters how to be “sexually confident.”

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