Francis, along with porn king Larry Flynt, is asking the U.S. government for a $5 billion bailout to get the dwindling adult entertainment industry off its knees.
Francis is willing to make a boob of himself to get the handout.
He says, If some congressman asked me to flash for the money, Id probably be willing to do it. Id be more than willing to jump through hoops for it.
The former tax-evading jailbird plans on using the government cash to create jobs, and build and solidify new channels for pornography, which he says will boost the economy.
Though he assures his smutty empire is still coming along, Francis has been getting hit hard with a 22 percent sales drop due to Internet piracy.
He says, The consumption and demand for porn is high, but why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
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