Thursday, December 18, 2008


Pizza Emergencies Solved With Cheesy Phone

MILFORD, Conn. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – When you’re in desperate need for pizza, one cheesy phone will save the day.

Inventor Michael Marcus has cured people’s pizza cravings with the Pizza Phone, a regular phone that’s set up to speed-dial your favorite pie shop automatically upon picking up the receiver.

Marcus says the gift is for die-hard pizza lovers who need an “emergency pizza refill.”

He admits that the phone is a bit “sexist,” adding, “I can’t imagine any woman would want this, but it’s a nice alternative to ties or socket wrenches for men.”

Despite enabling pizza fiends easier access to a slice, Marcus says he’s not worried about adding to the growing obesity problem in America.

He says, “The people who have these aren’t worried about their weight, but maybe I’ll put a warning on it. It can say, ‘If your body fat exceeds this amount, no extra cheese for you.’”

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