Though St. Nick isnt in the best shape for squeezing down chimneys, Chicago-based plastic surgeon Dr. Sam Speron says the jolly fat man is perfect just the way he is.
He says, If Santa was thin and good-looking it would ruin Christmas. Hes meant to look like that. Kids relate to that look and it gives him a happy appearance.
If Kris Kringle were looking to get a small nip and tuck, Dr. Speron offers some suggestions.
He says, We could cure the Rosacea on his cheeks that makes them red and rosy with laser treatment. Hes also a bit on the larger side. We could do body contouring, from liposuction to lifting to give him a little more shape.
Dr. Speron could also turn Mrs. Claus into a foxy cougar with lipo and a face-lift, which he says would rekindle the romance in the Christmas couples marriage.
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