Voodoo Doughnut, a bakery that concocts delicious quirky treats, has a sinister power over its customers.
Treats like the Butter Fingering, a devils food doughnut topped with crushed Butterfinger candy, and the Neapolitan, which tops a chocolate doughnut with vanilla frosting and strawberry Quik, seem to put customers in a frenzy.
Co-owner Cat Daddy says, Were packed 24 hours a day. If we close for a minute, theyre pounding on the windows. Theyve got the fever for sugar! Ive been seriously scared.
Cat Daddy admits a dash of voodoo added to their doughnuts may cause the hysteria, but their wacky events keep the dough rolling in too.
Along with weddings performed before a holy doughnut, the bakery holds its annual Cockfest, where men stack doughnuts on their penises.
Cat Daddy describes, We do it in the middle of the night. Its really sketchy and gross. Last time I had to stick Ajax in my eyes.
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