Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Presidential Candidates Benefit From Pleasuring Their Mate

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Fornicating with their first ladies can get the presidential nominees into the White House.

So says Los Angeles-based “sexpert” Dr. Don Etkes, who runs the sexual health website

According to Dr. Don, the intense pressure to become head honcho can have bad results on Barack Obama’s and John McCain’s “poles.”

However, celebrating Pleasure Your Mate month (Sep.) with lots of bedroom romps with their women can ease their stress and get them into the position they really want.

Dr. Don says, “It’s very possible that the one who gets the most pleasure will win the presidency.”

He recommends Obama and McCain take daily sex breaks and replace libido crushing debates with “pleasure campaigns,” where candidates go off to a resort and, “Frolic until they’re sure to come back with a smile.”

Dr. Don explains, “The one who’s freshest, happiest, and most excited to go to the White House will win.”

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