Tuesday, September 2, 2008


Presidential Candidate Wants ‘Pretty Girl’ In White House

VASHON ISLAND, Wash. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One presidential wannabe thinks the White House needs a pretty woman’s touch.

Prohibition Party President Preacher Gene Amondson is giving his rival nominee John McCain props for picking such a “lovely girl,” Alaska’s Governor Sarah Palin, as his running mate.

He says, “America needs an ethical person like her in high office who’s a beautiful woman.”

In case he “accidentally” loses the presidential race, Amondson says he wants McCain to win because he can trust him, and because he has great taste in women.

He says, “McCain’s running mate is much prettier than Barack Obama’s!

If he didn’t already have a qualified running mate of his own, Amondson says he to would find himself a cute vice presidential vixen to take with him to the White House.

However, he’s willing to settle for an attractive and loaded romantic mate instead.

He explains, “I want a wife that has Cindy McCain’s millions who’s as pretty as Sarah Palin.”

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