Tuesday, August 5, 2008

‘Greatest American Dog’ Cast-off Is One Gassy Guy

OXNARD, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The latest four-legged Greatest American Dog eliminee is one gassy guy.

Ron Davis and his skateboarding bulldog Tillman were voted off Greatest American Dog last Wednesday (Jul. 30), but they’re not causing a stink – even though Tillman is notorious for being gassy.

The pup has uncontrollable gas, and Davis says he’s been known to “clear bedrooms and disperse parties.”

He explains, “Tillman’s farts really pack a punch. I compare them to mustard gas, because the effects are long- lasting.”

Tillman’s toots are so potent and recognizable, that Davis says it’s hard for him to blame his own gas on the dog’s.

He says flatulence is one of Tillman’s many “talents,” and adds, “When you’re 12-inches tall and weigh 60 pounds, you gotta pick and choose what you’re good at.”

Although Tillman farts anytime, anywhere, he may not be breaking wind while he skateboards.

Davis laughs, “He goes so fast on his skateboard that you can’t tell if he farts. But if he is farting, it may give him more propulsion.”

Greatest American Dog airs Wednesdays on CBS.

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