Monday, July 14, 2008

Comedienne Hits The Web To Get Her Man

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – One comedienne is on a quest to capture the man of her dreams.

Mary Van Note is head over heels in love with sexy San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, and is scheming ways to get her man on her new IFC web series The Mary Van Note Show: Gavin Really Wants Me.

She says, “He’s always been the number one celebrity I want to bone. He’s just so beautiful. This is my way of communicating with him.”

On the show, Van Note attempts to win Newsom’s heart by recruiting a less attractive wingman, learning to speak eloquently so she can impress him, and by straight-up stalking the man.

However, she has stiff competition from the hunky mayor’s fiancee, but Van Note knows she’s the better choice.

She says, “His fiancee is a whore. I’m so much more classy than she is. So what if she went to Harvard? I went to UC Santa Cruz. I know that I’m the woman for him.”

Her show airs on

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