Thursday, June 19, 2008

Jesus Approves Of Cardboard Tube Dueling

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Cardboard tubes are blessed by Jesus.

An epic battle featuring cardboard tube-wielding warriors is rolling into San Francisco on June 29 when the Cardboard Tube Fighting League hits town.

Fighters are decked out in cardboard armor and wack one another until someone’s tube breaks, and according to creator Robert Easley, they have heavenly back-up.

He says, “I wrote a fake testimonial by Jesus that says he gives his blessing on cardboard tubes. I’m pretty sure if I built a time machine out of a phone booth, Jesus himself would confirm that quote.”

Easley keeps mum on his tubing takedown techniques because, as he puts it, “the knowledge would be devastating in a tournament,” but he does say many men fail due to a lack of strategy.

He explains, “Guys come in all willy nilly, while the women are smarter about their attack. That’s why they’ve won most tournaments. They know it’s all about finesse.”

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