Thursday, May 22, 2008

Masturbate-A-Thon For Serious Jerk-Offs

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Any jerk-off can masturbate, but only one can come out on top.

The 8th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon will have wankers coming to the Center for Sex and Culture in San Francisco on this Sunday (May 25), where they will beat off to raise big bucks towards sex education.

Strokers will get pledges to sponsor them for every orgasm achieved or for every minute they masturbate.

And cocky competitors will compete to beat out the world record for masturbating, which is six hours and 30 minutes for ladies, and eight hours and 40 minutes for fellas.

If the event brings in at least $1,000, event co-creator Robert Lawrence says guests will be treated to an extra special money shot.

He explains, “Robert Black, who’s a gay porn star, will stand upside down on his shoulders with his knees over his head and masturbate into his mouth.”

There will also be an ejaculatory distance competition, in which masturbating babes and boys shoot their load as far as possible.

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