Monday, April 21, 2008

Running Councilman Dubs Brooklyn Nice, Not Naughty

BROOKLYN, N.Y. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Brooklyn is a nice city, not a naughty one.

Brooklyn was recently named “America’s Naughtiest City” by adult entertainment company Naughty America, but one proud Brooklynite disagrees with the dubious honor.

Aspiring councilman Evan Thies says Naughty America missed the mark by dubbing Brooklyn naughty, especially because the New York borough is so “family-oriented.”

He says, “It’s just gross. This is a place for families. Calling it naughty isn’t even close to the truth.”

Naughty America claims to have derived evidence of Brooklyn’s naughtiness from Internet stats, like traffic to their websites.

Turns out the company gets more hits and interest from people in Brooklyn than anywhere else in America.

Naughty America spokesman Doug Sorito says Brooklyn should revel in the honor and be proud of their titillating title.

Sorito says, “America is a country built on naughtiness and Brooklyn upholds that. Brooklyn’s standards of naughtiness are what every other city should strive for.”

Naughty America will honor Brooklyn this Saturday (Apr. 26) with a naughty, sexy party at a local sports bar featuring five porn stars who will be playing Rock Band with patrons.

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