Friday, April 4, 2008

Celebrity Sex Dolls Better Than The Real Thing

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Sleeping with a celebrity takes a few blows.

Online porn store has just come out with a naughty line of celebrity blow-up dolls that lets horny stalkers get freaky with their favorite starlet.

Lonely dudes can lust over the “Paris Love Doll,” modeled after Paris Hilton, the “J-Ho Fantasy Doll,” which has a booty to match its namesake, Jennifer Lopez, or the Christina Aguilera “Dirty Christina Fantasy Doll.”

According to company president Dave Levine, the plastic impersonators are better than the real live ladies.

He says, “They have no celebrity diva attitude, do whatever you want, and you don’t have to worry about them running off with a male celebrity.”

Levine assures that the blow-up babes look somewhat realistic, but they won’t fool the paparazzi.

He says, ‘‘The dolls have a bit more plastic than the real celebrities. You’d have to have a pretty good imagination to think they’re real.”

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