Monday, March 31, 2008

Naked Sock Monkey Is The Perfect Man

SEATTLE (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Cute and cuddly Sock Monkeys are letting it all hang out.

Seattle-based artist Monika Lidman has taken the classic, plush stuffed toy and given it a naughty, naked makeover.

Lidman’s creation, which she named Mr. Johnson, stands at six feet tall and packs a 12-inch penis and a pair of huge testicles.

Lidman says, “I’ve made a hundred Sock Monkeys, but I thought I’d up the ante a little. It’s a bit of a comment on our culture’s preoccupation with penises.”

According to Lidman, Mr. Johnson is the perfect man because he’s adorable, quiet, makes you laugh, and is hung like a horse.

And he’s had his fair share of ladies dying to play with his pecker.

Lidman explains, “I have a lot of frisky ladies for neighbors, and they do what they want to do with him. He does have a big, curious smile on his face, so I think he’s enjoying it.”

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