Thursday, March 27, 2008

Puppeteers Want Ballsy Boys

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A team of penis puppeteers are looking for ballsy new additions to their crew.

Simon Morley is the brains behind Puppetry of the Penis – an hour-long novelty act where he and fellow puppeteer David Friend twist their testicles and penises into different shapes – and he’s looking for shameless boys to join his ball busting act.

According to Morley, hopefuls should be able to master each of the 45 “dick tricks” used on stage, including the Loch Ness Monster, the Eiffel Tower, and the Yoda, which Morley calls “a little scary” because the trick makes the penis look and talk like the Star Wars character.

Though the member maneuvers look painful, Morley assures that handling a penis is painless, and something a man can do from an early age.

But it still makes the audition process interesting.

Morley says, “We find ourselves in a room full of naked boys playing with themselves. It’s like we’re judging Cock Idol.

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