Monday, March 24, 2008

Jedi Masters Head To The Moon

HOLYHEAD, Wales (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Star Wars geeks can now take their Jedi powers to the moon.

The U.K. Church of Jediism, an official Jedi training camp in Holyhead, Wales, has just purchased one acre of the moon for $40, and intends to populate it with Jedis.

Daniel Jones, otherwise known as Jedi Master Morda Hehol, is the President of the Galactic States of Jediism, and says that the moon offers an amazing amount of energy Jedis can absorb, making it perfect for training.

There, he would continue teaching The Force through classes like lightsaber operation, Jedi religion theories, self-defense, and the Jedi Mind Trick, to the hundreds of church members already given citizenship.

The church is also selling titles, allowing people to be Lord or Lady of the spacey Jedi state.

Despite the spacey idea, Jones isn’t worried about being labeled a nerd.

Jones says, “It sounds more weird and wacky than it actually is. I play Dungeons & Dragons, Pokemon, and Yugi-Oh cards. I’m a super nerd, but people don’t understand it’s totally cool.”

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