The Sphincter Factory is a company that, through Sendahole.com, sells novelty rubber buttholes that can be sent anonymously to the jerks in your life to let them know theyre A-holes.
And while the Anonymous A■■holes make great gifts year-round, founder Don Klein says theyre an especially butt-iful way to say, Happy Valentines Day, A-hole, to those pesky exes in your life.
Klein says, Why send your ex a dozen roses when you can send a single rosebud?
Klein says the pink, rubbery greetings make for a unique alternative to the tired Valentines Day card, but if you insist on sending a card, the A-holes are shrink-wrapped and thin enough to fit inside.
And while Klein gets lots of orders from people who want to make their friends laugh with the gag gift, he expects that on Cupids Day, scorned lovers sending the gift wont be laughing.
He says, I think there are going to be a lot of bitter exes sending an A-hole to people who broke their hearts. But it may help them get closure.
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