After being ignored by an exotic dancer at his local strip club due to his sickly apperance, Alex Chiu invented an immortality device, which consists of magnetic rings worn on your pinkie fingers while you sleep that keep you young and healthy.
He also invented the Gorgeouspil, a dietary supplement that changes your bone structure into a more appealing one, so you look hotter than ever.
Chiu claims users wont have to worry about illnesses, age, or ugliness ever again, but they must be used while sleeping because thats when the chi forces are flowing the best.
But dont think youre invincible just yet.
Chiu says while the rings have healing powers, they wont protect you from a bullet shot to the head.
According to Chiu, the best thing to do to live a long, healthy life is to become psychic, predict your own future, and stop yourself from dying.
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