Thursday, November 15, 2007

Sex Toy Drive Is A Protest For Pleasure

ALEXANDER CITY, Ala. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – The right to use sex toys is getting one Alabama town all hot and bothered.

Loretta Nall is an activist and former gubernatorial candidate in Alexander City, Alabama, who’s fighting Alabama’s Attorney General Troy King over his intent to prosecute adult shop owners for selling sex toys.

And Nall is calling all masturbators to get off their Purple Penetrators and hit King where it hurts, by ramming his mailbox with sex toys in protest.

She says, “King is pushing this thing, but he doesn’t need to be sticking his nose in people’s business. He’s making Alabamians look like backwater rednecks.”

And the naughty novelties have already starting penetrating King’s office, with ball gags, rectum plugs, and Hello Kitty massagers creating a stir with the stiff conservative.

Nall says, “I personally sent him a penetrable pink pig. I was thinking of dressing up as a penis to his next appearance, but then people would confuse me for that big dick.”

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