Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Moby Has No Fans

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Techno artist Moby may be a successful musician, but he still has no fans.

According to New York-based gossip reporter Baird Jones, the “Bodyrock” singer has had problems scoring fans – both plastic and female.

Moby – who dished the exclusive dirt to Jones at The Atlantic Monthly’s 150th anniversary party last Thursday (Nov. 8) – realized he had no fans during an incident at a hotel in Kiev, Ukraine.

Moby explains, “It was very hot in the hotel and they had no air conditioning. I called the front desk and asked if they could send up a fan. The guy said, ‘There are no fans.’ We had this long, confused conversation and finally he said that he was sorry but there were no women in the lobby. Eventually I was able to explain to him that I meant a plastic thing that spins in the air. He thought I meant a groupie. So he was finally able to send up an actual plastic fan.”

But Moby wasn’t surprised by his lack of fanatical female admirers.

He adds, “I have never had a bunch of groupies staying downstairs after one of my concerts. I’m sure with performers like Tommy Lee that happens all the time, but with me, it has never happened once. That’s for real rock stars.”

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