Thursday, August 9, 2007

Men Can’t Get To Porn, Shrek Is In The Way

ESCONDIDO, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Guys, next time you sneak online to browse through some naughty websites, a big, green ogre may be standing in your way.

The Children’s Educational Network (CEN) has just enlisted the help of Dreamworks’ Shrek to create a new online browser called “Shrekbrowser,” that blocks porn site pop-ups sites so that kids can safely surf the web.

But the kiddie-proof browser isn’t just for kids.

In fact, creator Greg Writer says wives are starting to use it to curb their man’s wandering web eye.

A very upset man recently called into CEN, complaining he couldn’t check out Internet porn because his wife had downloaded Shrekbrowser.

When Writer explained that the wife may have downloaded the blocker to keep their kids safe, the horny hubby revealed they didn’t have kids and hung up.

But behind every ogre is a woman keeping his secret.

Writer explains, “We’ve had the man’s wife call and tell us not to give him the password to the browser. He’s tried about 10 times in three months.”

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