Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Paris Hilton’s Jail Sentence Aids Terrorism

HOLLYWOOD (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – As news channels focus more and more attention on Hollywood’s favorite jailbird Paris Hilton, one media expert says the threat of global terrorism continues to increase.

That’s the word from news correspondent Michael Levine, who says obsession over wild, star-studded behavior from Hollywood party queens like Paris, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears is like a ticking time bomb.

Says Levine: “Americans can’t get enough Paris, Lindsay, and Britney. And we wonder why Al Qaeda calls us the Great Satan.”

He says the worst was last Friday (June 8) when all the networks had up-to-the-minute coverage of Paris’ trip back to the slammer.

Levine says, “Everyone was covering Paris and it looked like a presidential assassination.”

And the more outrageous the celebrity act or event, the louder the call for war from terrorists becomes.

Levine explains, “One of Al Qaeda’s principal points is that America does nothing but promote and export decadence. They can use Paris’ ordeal against us as propaganda.”

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