Thursday, May 24, 2007

Masturbation: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – It’s better to give than to receive on most holidays, but National Masturbation Month is an exception to the rule.

San Francisco’s Center for Sex and Culture is asking self-interested individuals to show their support – for themselves – at its Seventh Annual Masturbate-A-Thon on Saturday (May 26).

But the event isn’t all self-rewarding, as it’s being held to raise money for the center’s non-profit sex education programs.

Professional sex educator Robert Lawrence says the “Porn Palace” will feature activities for those ready to go mano a mano with themselves, including a cozy Western barnyard setting where folks can let it all hang out in peace.

As Lawrence puts it, “There will be people dressed as ponies, and all the varmints will be masturbating!”

But wait, there’s more where that came from.

For those who might get tired during the bone-ified bone-anza, Lawrence says there’s a “stage with sucking machines” where vibrators do all the jerk work.

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