Thats the harsh word from Cracked Magazine editor Monty Sarhan, who says Suris pictures are begging to be ridiculed.
Sarhan says, for example, that Suris flowing head of hair cant be natural, adding: I think that shes wearing a baby toupee. That hair is Tom Cruise, circa 1986 hair straight out of Top Gun.
However, Sarhan also adds that Suri looks like she may be one tough cookie.
As he puts it, I think she could kick Shiloh Jolie- Pitts butt in a fight. Hell, she could probably kick my butt too.
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