Thursday, September 7, 2006

Suri Cruise’s Coming Out Verdict From The Public: ‘Strange’

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have waited five long months to show off Baby Suri, but some say the recent baby pictures only render the couple stranger than ever.

That’s the harsh word from Cracked Magazine editor Monty Sarhan, who says Suri’s pictures are “begging” to be ridiculed.

Sarhan says, for example, that Suri’s flowing head of hair “can’t be natural,” adding: “I think that she’s wearing a baby toupee. That hair is Tom Cruise, circa 1986 hair – straight out of Top Gun.”

However, Sarhan also adds that Suri looks like she may be one tough cookie.

As he puts it, “I think she could kick Shiloh Jolie- Pitt’s butt in a fight. Hell, she could probably kick my butt too.”

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